昨夜还很三八地跟小青蛙在网上胡闹；今日带着有点烦躁的心情上班。
不想承认女人的心情像天气，今日可以很晴朗，明日可以刮大风下大雨，还有晴天霹雳呢！
没有。都不是！都说了，不要再拿荷尔蒙当借口。这样就把所有的女人都拉下水。不是荷尔蒙的错！只是自己心情很不好而已，行吗？
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凌晨早上五点左右，被悉悉唆唆的声音吵醒了。张开眼睛，酷还在床上用着人家的手提电脑玩游戏。上了厕所后，就不能入睡。一直躺着看着窗外，天哪，千万别那么早起身，太阳先生，您别那么快起来啊！
翻过身来，盯着酷的背。透过他的肩膀看着他的游戏。手呢却开始痒了起来，不停逗着酷。他的双脚正对着枕头，我开始拉上他的长裤，然后拔他的脚毛。
Ouch! Baby, what are you doing?！他差一点就跳了起来，皱着眉回头看我。
Nothing. I am bored！我无辜地说。
Go to sleep！他转回头继续玩他的游戏。
Can you just turn off the computer and sleep with me？我眨眨眼睛，暗示性地说。
What time already? Just go to sleep, baby. You gotto work tomorrow... or later. 他头也不回地说。
哼。开始生气了。昨夜也如此，前一晚也如此。人家就想要嘛！How late or early I also don't care！心里生闷气。
Your stomach still hurts？即使有一点生气，仍旧没有忘记昨夜跟他大妹及大妹夫去日本餐馆吃晚餐以后，他从White Wind Mills买了Thai Tea喝，然后晚上就说肚子痛。
It's getting better. 他仍旧没有回头。
Getting better就是说还没有完全好罗？我心里想。啊！算了。肚子疼怎么“爱爱”呢？算了。可是，他肚子疼，我没有啊！他可以“满足”我啦！哈哈。
Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... 明明知道不通情，但，人家都忍了两天了耶！人家今天还洗了头发，冲了香喷喷的凉，还涂上很清爽的lotion呢！还有还有，人家有穿很性感的睡衣，虽然长裤不性感，但上衣就够啦！
岂知...
Baby, just go to sleep! What's wrong with you today?! 他突然生气地对我喊。
吼！竟然对人家喊！满足妻子可是丈夫的责任咧！
What's wrong with me?! What do you mean what's wrong with me?! 哼！生气地瞪着他的背！
Is it because of the uni (Sea Urchin sushi) that you ate last night? 他仍旧不回头地说。
NO! It's not just because of the uni! The night before you said it was too late because it was 3-4am. Last night you said you got stomachache! It's two nights already! Third night I better go find myself a hot boyfriend! 我生气地转身背对他。
他突然笑了出来。OK OK, you go to find another boyfriend then.
I will. It's be more "convenient" for me anyway! 我白眼，他没有看见。And you have to leave the room when he comes. If not, it's not convenient for us to do it here!
OK OK, then you give me a call when he comes. So that I can leave you two alone! 他仍旧带笑地说。
不好笑！一点都不好笑。
Baby, why not you go to see doctor? You always said you have stomachache! 我生气地说。不要做爱就算了，干嘛一直说肚子痛？其实也有一点担心。
I told you, I drank the Thai tea, they must have put the milk in there. I think I have milk tolerant. 他冷静地分析。
Are you sure? 我有点冷冷地说。虽然关心也不想表现温柔。I think you still need to go to see doctor. Last time you said you got cancer or something. It makes me worried.
OK, next time I will not tell you that I have stomachache anymore. 他仍旧不回头地回答。
This is not the point! 拜托！The point is if you don't feel good, you should have just go to see doctor to find out the reason. Don't just simply guess and make people worried. 为什么每一次都要扭曲人家的意思？生气生气！冷静冷静！
OK OK. Baby, I am fine. I feel better already. 他伸手拍拍我的腿。Just go to sleep.
I can't sleep. 闷。要说多少遍他才知道？
Do you want to go out to have breakfast then? 他倾过来亲了亲我的脸颊。
No. It's freezing outside. 我撇过了头。
Well, do you want to cook breakfast together then? 他仰躺在身边，轻声问。
No. I don't want to cook this early morning! 什么together? 到后来还不是我一个人在煮！狡猾！You always eat at irregular time, that's why you always have stomachache!
OK, then go to sleep. Almost morning, you have to work later. 他亲了亲我的脸颊，又重新回去他的电脑游戏。
我把厚厚软软的棉被拉上，把整个自己都盖了起来。You know I have to work, and you still play your computer game so late! 我闷闷地说。
Honey, I didn't turn up the volume. You can't even hear it. 他说。
If I can't hear it, I will sleep till my alarm goes on! I can hear it, that's why I am up and now I cannot sleep. 我打开了让自己喘不过气的棉被，生气地说。
Honey, don't try to pick up a fight. Just go to sleep. 他口气里带着一点不耐烦。
我生气地不回话，然后就这样把棉被又拉了上来，强逼自己睡去。好久好久，在打开棉被透气又把棉被盖上自己的那段期间，终于不知觉地睡去......
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电话铃声响了起来。我慌张地爬起床，张开眼睛一看，是大妹！噢！又迟到了吗？
Hello...? 声音里透着浓浓的睡意。Is it already 10 o'clock? 她打电话来，多数是自己又睡过头啦！我完全不掩饰自己刚睡醒的事实。I am coming. 我习惯地说。
Yen, you just woke up? It's ok, I just want to let you know that I will be late. 大妹不关紧要地说。
OK, I will see you at work. I am getting up now. 我尝试睁开爱睡的眼。
OK. Bye. 大妹挂上了电话。
我看了看时间，早上10:01am。真的迟到了！我这才真真正正地清醒了过来，开始乒乒乓乓地整理自己，打算出发。
Baby, what's wrong? 酷因为我弄出的声音而醒了过来。
I am late. 这一次，我没有回头地说。
You didn't set up the alarm? 他皱着眉问。
I did! I couldn't wake up because I couldn't sleep this morning! 我把闷气都出在他身上，然后蹲在床边把他昨夜用的电脑放进电脑手提包里。
Calm down. It's not the first time you are late for work anyway. It's family business. You will be fine. 他轻轻地抚摸我的背。
我一声不响地整理电脑，转身拿了手机及车匙后，就把门狠狠地“碰”的一声关上后就离开。仍旧对他很生闷气。决定今天都不打电话给他！
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外头的天气好冷！这个星期的天气好差！自己其实真的只想窝在被窝里一整天，哪里都不去。
打开了引擎，我望着车窗外，脑袋里一片空白。
大约三，四分钟以后，引擎开始转热了。我就开始把车开出车道，工作去。
一边回想这几天的经历，其实心情很不爽！以后我都不求他了。哼！每一次都把人家当作是怪物一样！好像跟他要求这样的事情很希奇似的！什么时候他也开始变成了老古董？
以后我就早一点睡觉，不理他了！哼！
外面的男人可多了。要外遇很容易啦！
6 comments:
hehehe... many times I also same as your feeling!
So I really 120% understood what was that kind of feeling.
Yes!! So geram!!
I've had a night like this before!
I bet. You can read Chinese too?
最近心情不好是不是都因为那样？ period 过了嘛。。荷尔蒙应该影响不大了吧？
还是因为工作压力。。。。。
想办法relax吧。。。不然对身体不好。。
eh。。。不是叫你外遇！haha..
应该都有吧？餐馆的新经理天天都爱下马威，很多旧同事都因为不满而离职了。每天都有新花样！我虽然没有被牵连，但看在眼力还是会有一点不爽啊！
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